starrisonsubmarine:

The definition of Irony. 

starrisonsubmarine:

The definition of Irony. 

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tyleroakley:

This Southwest Airlines flight attendant is kind of perfect.

(Source: tyleroakley, via dont-touch-my-fries)

littlestwayne:

Trixie Tang breaking down the fundamentals of equality and gender roles

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mini-allan:

tyleroakley:

troylered:

Please watch it.

So disgusting.

I used to really dislike her. Based upon her performance in Twilight, until someone pointed out to me that actually that’s how Bella is written so teen girls can project themselves onto her like a blank canvas. I think she’s incredible and I love her.

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datsenseofhumor:

beyoncevevo:

U KNOW HE DEAD

yeeeeeee

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the-nestene-consciousness:

strawberry-taffy:

having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden

"i love u my dumpling"

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daa-ze:

skr0ala:

dominicsellie:

crrocs:

people who complain about “getting too many asks”

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people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”image

People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing

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Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test

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alextwerk:

girlfights:

White people be like

I LOVE THIS

(via dont-touch-my-fries)

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

(via dont-touch-my-fries)

collegecutiepie:

sideshowknob:

SO dublin minors won the all ireland football this week (don’t worry if u don’t understand its just a sideline)

and they were all out celebrating

and they found daniel radcliffe in dublin at 4am and invited him to a house party with them

and he…went with them

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How to celebrity; A book by Daniel Radcliffe

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